ofscarletwoman

I will be moving all of my fics over to ofscarletwoman on Dreamwidth over the next couple of days. Please feel free to friend me there and/or update your bookmarks. Hope to 'see' you there! ♥ Tarie

Title: Barn Doors and Junk Galore
Author: Tarie
Fandom: SGA
Summary: Mattress salesman Rodney has a very trying customer.
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis universe and characters aren't mine. I make no money from this.
Author Notes: Write for Cate's sandwich-makingout-bed festival. Comment fic.

( Barn Doors and Junk Galore )

TITLE: Fidelius Falsus
AUTHOR: Tarie
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Through DH Epilogue
DISCLAIMER: Harry Pottery universe and characters belong to JK Rowling. This fic was heavily inspired by the James Cameron film True Lies. Some dialogue taken directly from the movie. I am not JK Rowling or James Cameron. I am, however, poor. Do not sue.
WARNING: Adult language
WORD COUNT: 10,500
SUMMARY: When you're married, you think you know everything there is to know about your partner. But do you ever really know someone?
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for hull1984 as part of the Fall Exchange at ron_draco. Many thanks to my betas and a shoutout to G for not thinking I was mental for doing this.

( Fidelius Falsus )

Sweet Charity is now live for bidding! Bidding goes through 28 Mar 08, 11:59PM GMT. All proceeds benefit RAINN, which is why I have decided to offer myself up for ficcing this go around.


To see what I'm offering to write, go HERE and click on the magnifying glass to the right of my name.

You can bid on me HERE.

Okay, so...here's the deal. I'm not sure what I want to do yet about my higher rated fics, but I've decided today that I'm going to unlock the lower-rated fics. I'll try to do that today and tomorrow.

Also, yesterday teaspoon14 reminded me of the fact that I had written her two ficlets last year. We are both in the_blank_slate RPG, a panfandom RPG set on a mysterious island where people just show up out of thin air. For the holiday season, we do Secret Santas and give our person various gifts (icons, paid time, fanmixes, layouts, headers, ficlets, kudos, etc). I don't think I ever put them over here, so...here I am, rectifying that.

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( Data and the New Arrival )

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( Carpe Diem )

Author: Tarie
Title: Cool As Ice
Summary: It's New Years Eve at Dunder-Mifflin, and Jim would rather hide in the break room than socialize.
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Fandom: The Office
Word Count: 1700
Warnings: None
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The Office belongs to Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. I'm just playing.
Notes: For traceace, with LOVE. All mistakes are my own, yo.


( Cool As Ice )

Title: Peas and Carrots and Things
Author: Tarie
Character: Forrest Gump
Fandom: Forrest Gump
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Forrest is not a smart man. However, it doesn't mean he's simple.
Disclaimer: Forrest Gump is the creation of Winston Groom. I am definitely not Winston Groom.
A/N: This was written as a stream of conscience exercise and character development. The challenge was to "write at least 100 short sentences about your character. The sentences should not connect and should not follow one another in any logical way. The idea of this exercise is to force you to outrun your own thoughts and intelligence and critical mind. Be careful not to be monotonous, using the name of your character or a pronoun to start each sentence." Mistakes are my own.

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( Peas and Carrots and Things )

Author: Tarie
Title: In the Air
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Prompt: dogdaysofsummer #2 - here
Summary: This is lazy and free, and he quite likes it here.
Word Count: 355
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and universe are property of JKR, Scholastic & other assorted publishers, and the WB.

( In the Air )

Author: Tarie
Title: Yours
Summary: The war does things to people. Changes them. Makes them forget. Harry hopes Severus will one day remember.
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Word Count: 700
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and universe are property of JKR, Scholastic & other assorted publishers, and the WB.
Notes: I wrote this in April for mctabby's Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III. I don't know why I failed to archive it here. adbaculum requested 'Snape/Harry. Harry finds Snape's pacifier/dummy.'

( Yours )

Author: Tarie
Title: Death
Pairing: Mark/Maureen
Summary: Mark's battery charger has been broken for some time and he's a bit down.
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Fandom: Rent
Disclaimer: Rent is the property of the estate of Jonathan Larson. Not me.
Notes: For vafizziks, who wanted Mark/Maureen, happier times. Also for fanfic100 prompt 30: Death. My Big Damn Table is HERE


( Death )